Okay. I am going to jury duty, but i'll be right back. i've got my princess Leia outfit and some Playgirl magazines from the early 1980s. They will dismiss me immediately as a wierdo. -Liz
She has really thin lips, but she makes up for it with tongue girth. -Danny, on kissing Liz
I love Halo so much, i want to taki it out behind the middle school and get it pregnant. -Tracy
Thanks to you I now have an unemployed father. You trying to make a sterotype out of me? Did you even vote for Obama? -Tracy Jr., to Jack, during Tracy's contract negotiations
Jack: Why don't you have a girls' day out? Take Jenna with you. You could have lunch, go shopping. Here, take my Gold Card.
Liz: Oh, it's heavy.
Jack: It's made of gold.
I hate January. It's dark and freezing and everyone's wearing bulky coats, so you can do some serious subway flirting before you realize the guy is homeless. -Liz
I want two good sketches a week, a promise to hate the new cast memeber, and no more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural refernces. Okay? Are we cowabunga on this? -Jenna, to the writers
I'm sorry, i don't want to come off as a wierdo fan, but I'm obsessed with everything you've ever done. I used to make my friends act out your skits the next day. When I say friends I mean my Fisher Price "My Friend" dolls. I didn't have a lot of friends...wow. Am I still talking? -Liz, to Laugh In writer Rosemary Howard
Jenna: I just found out from my publicist I've been booked on The View!
Pete: Oh, Jenna. That's great! For the first time in your room, you'll be in a room full of women...and you'll be the least crazy one.
Tracy: I need a special gift for my wife. Something that says I'm responsible. Something simple. Classy.
Yakov: I get it. Elegance. That's why people come to Yakov's Nubian Bling Explosion.
Tracy: So what's your religion, Liz Lemon?
Liz: Mmm...i pretty much just do wahtever Oprah tells me to.
